Zeus' penis is waaaaay bigger!
After brushing my teeth, I went over to TH's side of the bed.
Me: I didn't want to kiss you with Zeus' junk right below us, so I thought I'd kiss you from here.
TH: Good! No penis between us!
Me: Sounds like a wiener to me!
Ain't love grand?
Have you had complications getting in that ten second kiss each night? (If you've never tried a nightly ten second kiss, you should. It's amazing!)
Have you been there?