Friday, February 22, 2013

No Penis Between Us!
Zeus' penis is waaaaay bigger!
So The Husband and I were ready to shut things down for the night, which meant that it was time for our Ten Second Kiss. Zeus was lying between us on his back, spread eagle. Oh so very attractive!

After brushing my teeth, I went over to TH's side of the bed.

Me: I didn't want to kiss you with Zeus' junk right below us, so I thought I'd kiss you from here.

TH: Good! No penis between us!

Me: Sounds like a wiener to me!

Ain't love grand?

Have you had complications getting in that ten second kiss each night? (If you've never tried a nightly ten second kiss, you should. It's amazing!)

Have you been there?


  1. Our ten second kiss is awesome! You should totally try it. It's all the passion without the pressure to put out!

  2. Yes! I am totally going to try the 10 second kiss thing. But I wont tell me husband (he gets upset if I plan anything romantic. He is such a girl). He will just think I am doing a much better job than usual of showing affection! Which I totally will be doing. Cool idea!

  3. I haven't done the 10 second kiss thing, but it does sound like a great idea! Even better, the giant dog in our bed is a girl, so no junk to worry about at all!!

  4. I've never heard of this 10 second kiss thing, but I'm totally going to try it! It's crazy how easy it is to just do the old 1 second peck... especially now that we're busy with our first kid!

  5. The 10 second kiss ROCKS! You should give it a shot and report back! ;)

  6. Lucky you! We have two girls three altogether. And even though we run them out before we go to sleep, they find their way back by morning. Gotta love 'em! Thanks for stopping by!

  7. Good luck! Let me know how it went!


Yes! I've been there, Claire!