|Maybe this guy.....
This has caused The Husband some angst. It began innocently enough. We watched a crime show about a woman who wanted to kill her husband and found a hit man on the internet. So I did my own search for a hit man, just to see what I could find. Unfortunately it freaked TH the fuck out, so I had to quit. Now he's paranoid.
He brings it on himself though. Sometimes, he acts like he's 10 (as do most men) like when we go to the doctor's office and he wants to look in my ears and nose with the light-up-ear-and-nose-thingie, or when he rolls around on the little stool the doc sits on, or when he plays with the rubber body parts in the exam room that are supposed to be educational. And that's just the doctor's office.
And usually, after one of his 10 year old-esque episodes (of which there are MANY.....per day) he asks the perennial rhetorical question, "You're going to kill me, aren't you?"
Not until I google a good hit man......
Have you researched crazy things? Found any hit men (did you get a phone number???)?
Have you been there?