One Knight: Aight. Like Straddle said, my name's One Knight. Me and her's been together since dirt was new, so I finally let 'er have a bike of her own. I guess that's about it.
Straddle: Naw, One Knight. Tell 'em 'bout your bike an' where you grew up an' shit.
One Knight: Aight. My bike is my baby. I had this bike fer twenty years an' I don't want no other. Hell, I'd trade in Straddle 'fore I'd trade ol' Thunderbolt here.
One Knight: Sorry, babe. I can't lie to these folks. Oh, I love 'er, don't get me wrong, but there's just somethin' about havin' 1800 cc's between your legs that a woman jus' can't give ya.
Straddle: That's true. *sigh* Tell 'em how we met. *giggle*
One Knight: Aight. We was at this biker rally, see, an' I seen this bitch ridin' on the back of Spider's bike, an' it was luuuuv at first sight. So, I gone over to Spider, knocked him clean out, and claimed 'er for me.
Straddle: Isn't that romantical? *giggle* We been together ever since. *giggle*
One Knight: Oh yeah, I grew up in Texas too.
Straddle: Tell 'em our new job.
One Knight: Aight. Well, this here blog lady asked us if she could write about our adventures an' pay us big bucks fer the priv'lige. Beats the hell outta dealin' drugs and runnin' guns. No cops.
Straddle: Yeah, it's gonna be fun! So keep readin' folks. You never know where we might turn up.
One Knight: Later 'taters!
Nice to see Straddle and One Knight are so friendly.ReplyDelete
I was worried they'd just be stone cold.
*groan* you should be sorry EG! lolReplyDelete
Adorable! I love this post. *S* Your lawn, bike-riding gnomes are too cute.When I get my own lawn gnomes they will wear kilts while hunting with their loyal Scottish Terriers. Yep, yep, yep...ReplyDelete
Lol -- send a picture!ReplyDelete