First, would you please tell us about your breed.
Lady: I'm a pedigreed Boxer from the finest lineage around, unlike the mongrel. "Queen" would have been a better name than "Lady" but I forgive my Humans for their misstep in the naming process. At least they recognized royalty when they met me.
Duchess: I may not be full bred, but I'm way more fun than Miss Snootyfur. I'm part American Bulldog and part Pit Bull Terrier. I like to think that I have the best of both breeds. I'm a two-fer! Two, two, two-fer the price of one! Woohooooo!
What do you like to do for fun?
|Duchess: Coolest. Thing. Ever. Wooohoooo!|
L: I simply watch the mongrel make a fool out of herself. Trust me, it is enough entertainment for a lifetime.
Do you have a favorite food?
D: I'll eat almost anything. Woohoooo! Except lettuce.
L: Although I believe I should have a personal chef, I tolerate the food I am given. However, I don't gobble my food like a peasant....or like the mongrel. First, I inhale the bouquet of my meal, appreciating the various aromas as one would a fine wine, then oh-so-delicately take a morsel in my mouth and chew it thoroughly before moving on. I'm rahther picky, but that's only because I deserve the best.
What are the best and worst things about your Humans?
|Lady: Of course, I'm on a pillow. Don't you know |
anything about royalty? Peasant.
D: Joy? You gotta be kidding me! They are in pain. You're killing them because you are humongous! That's why they put you on a diet.....dumb bitch. Sheesh!
L: Ugh. You're so.....common. But please continue. I'm positively breathless waiting to hear what you have to say next.
D: OK....best thing is that they play with me! Wooohoooo! They throw my favorite ball or wrestle with me. I usually win, of course, badass that I am. Worst thing? Obviously when they don't play with me.....or pet me....or especially if they pet Miss Snootyfur. That really raises my hackles. But she lives here too, so I guess they have to pay her some attention. Psssttt....I really think it's just mercy petting cuz she's so fat and wrinkly. And she snores!
L: It is not a mercy petting, as you so crudely put it. The very idea! I'm beautiful and adored....as is right and proper.
D: Is too!
L: Is NOT!
Soooooo, apparently the interview is over while the girls work out their differences. Thanks for stopping by and for your patience in recent weeks. I haven't been doing as much posting as usual, but I truly appreciate your loyalty. Come back!
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